Day two, after Yuya's explosion but before the trial.

[terci]

[Well someone's body sure did explode. Dipper didn't even really need to investigate it, as it was plainly obvious what the cause of death was. But it was really confusing. He didn't seem to have gone anywhere with boundaries, so why did his bracelet detonate?


...



Dipper left to go look for Mabel, which took him longer than expected. But when he finally did catch her near the barracks, he took her arm and practically drug her into his dorm, closing the door behind the two.]

Comments

[ineptus]

...okay look, you don't have to do any back flips. I know you are not nearly as acrobatically gifted as I am. You can just do a couple of tame cartwheels instead!

[terci]

...I'm not doing any cartwheels, Mabel.

[ineptus]

You're not or you can't?

[terci]

I'm not! [Shut up he can totally do a cartwheel]

[ineptus]

It's okay to admit that you can't, Dipper. Being the magnanimous older sister that I am, I'd only tease you a little.

[terci]

You're only older by five minutes!! [SHUT UP MABEL HE'LL FIGHT YOU]

[ineptus]

Still oldeeerrrrrr~

[terci]

We're twins, we're the same age!

[ineptus]

[She's just laughing now.]

[terci]

[YOU SUCK you know what he's gonna do?

He's gonna flip your hair over your face because he knows you love it when he does that]

[ineptus]

PLEH, PLEH, PLEH. Hair in my mouth!

[Get it out get it out RUDE DIPPER.]

[terci]

[He stifles a little laugh, watching his sister try to fix her hair.

It was a victory in his book]

1/2

[ineptus]

[Once her hair is good and fixed, she sure does look like she's going to go in for revenge. She's got that glare on, fingers raised and wiggling, ready to dive in there and tickle him until he pees his pants!!!]

[ineptus]

[And then...SHE POUNCES!!!


Buuut not for tickles. She just tackles him to the floor, rubbing her cheek against his.]

I will be the bigger twin here and stop this senseless violence and bloodshed! Let there be peace between the Mabel and Dipper clans!

[terci]

[He laughs as she rubs her cheek against his]

Okay, okay. Lets have a peace treaty! [Mabel you big hecking cute nerd]

[ineptus]

Peace treaty! This requires the ancient Rite of Peace that my people practice, you know.

[terci]

And what is that? [May or may not be worried]

[ineptus]

The tribe invoking the treaty with the people of Mabel must treat said people to their ancient dessert. That's why it's called a peace treaty!

[terci]

Pfft! [WHAT A TERRIBLE PUN]

Alright, alright. If you want, we can go to the mess hall and I'll try to make you something.

[ineptus]

I want cotton candy! And chocolate! And greasy carnival fries!

[terci]

[Mabel, you're going to get a stomach ache]

Well get off me so we can go get that cotton candy, and chocolate, and greasy carnival fries!

[ineptus]

[First she needs to give you a tight and happy squeeze and then she'll get off, bouncing on her toes in excitement!]

You're going to share, right?

[terci]

I said I'd get you something to eat, didn't I? [He stands up and reaches up to fix his cap]

[ineptus]

I meant you're going to eat with me, silly!

[And she bounces her way to the door, waiting on him there.]

[terci]

Oh, well sure, if you want me to. [And he follows after.]